I LOVE SHOES (PART 54, SUBSECTION 3, VERSE 11....)

The shoes above are from Kurt Geiger and are currently £39, reduced from £100.

And the shoes on the right are from Dorothy Perkins and are currently £13.50, reduced from £27.

I think you can probably guess which pair I bought.  

(I'm aware that I'm sounding a bit like an Aldi or Lidl advertisement- I can't remember which!)

I'm always one for checking out high-end brands then waiting for their lowlier sisters to bring out their rip-offs.  After all, as a mass market fashion designer, it was part of my job to do just that.

Apparently, some women have toes removed so that they can fit into Jimmy Choos.
Well, Jimmy Choos fit me just fine, but high-end brands in general need to make their shoes wider at the front.

I couldn't fit my feet into the Kurt Geiger shoes, and have also had issues with Hobbs and Office (with the latter being absolutely RIDICULOUSLY narrow.)

Designers and technicians, please take note!