Miss Elaineous
This is my tourist attraction and book reviewing website, which also includes my writing work (and maybe a few other things too...) I am available for commissions. Copyright©Elaine Rockett
Saturday, 3 October 2026
MISS ELAINEOUS VISITS THE NEEDLES, ISLE OF WIGHT...
Tuesday, 15 September 2026
GREENWICH FOOT TUNNEL YOUTUBE VLOG NOW LIVE...
I recently visited Greenwich during London's Open House festival, which runs for about a week every September. It's where many museums allow you to enter free of charge, and where buildings that are mostly closed to the public sling open their doors for viewing. I'm saving what I got up to in Greenwich for another time, but to get there I got off my Docklands train a stop early, as I like to take a wander through the Greenwich Foot Tunnel.
Construction work began on the tunnel in 1899, and it was opened in 1902. Sitting 50 ft deep, it is a 1,215 ft long walkway beneath the River Thames, is open 24/7 and has around 4,000 people pass through it every day. It is one of only two walkways underneath the river; the other being Woolwich Foot Tunnel and, like that tunnel has both lifts and a spiral staircase at both ends.
This is only a short vlog, but come and take a walk in my shoes as I swim with the fishes! Okay then, maybe I'm exaggerating a tad- I'm simply in a tunnel that's hopefully surrounded by fishes- but it's still quite an atmospheric walk.
I have blogged about Greenwich several times before...
General Greenwich blog:-
https://elainerockett.blogspot.com/2017/03/miss-elaineous-visits-greenwich.html
Tuesday, 8 September 2026
MALICE IN THE COTSWOLDS by REBECCA TOPE
BY REBECCA TOPE
THE BLURB:-
Thea Osbourne, accompanied by her beloved spaniel Hepzie, has had her fair share of unfortunate occurrences whilst house-sitting. Her new assignment for the mysterious Yvonne Parker is no exception. The somewhat unsettling village of Snowshill has Thea on edge as soon as she arrives, and soon enough she becomes entangled in another horrifying murder.
Thea, alongside friends Drew Slocombe and DS Sonia Gladwin, works to uncover a sinister plot, where seemingly separate lives are entwined in strange and secretive relationships. A malicious web of suspects leads Thea through the lives of the villagers and their secrets, to London and beyond.
THE REALITY:-
This was a wonderful trip through the Cotswolds, which is somewhere I hope to visit next year. I have Painswick Rococo Garden and Littledean Jail lined up for snooping around (using Gloucester as my base- I am a city chick, after all!) Come to think of it, whilst I'm in Gloucester Little Miss Macabre here will check out where Fred West kept his (now flattened) murder home...
Enough of my ruminations! Back to the book, and I got a really good feel for this beautiful area, with a good selection of likeable and unlikeable characters thrown into the mix. All of the characters seemed relevant to the story, somehow, in terms of understanding what made our main protagonists tick. Horrible would include Stevie, Blake, Maggs and Paul (my opinions only- you might like them), and likeable included Clara and Gudrun (opinions might differ with the latter, too.) I also found Karen unlikeable, which is really odd, as she's a character who's in a coma throughout the storyline! I think she's one person I just wanted conveniently... gone. One character that I disliked immensely, to the point of immediately loathing, was Yvonne- she seemed off, somehow, right from the start- and if you (POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT!) continue reading the book you might find out why. Yes, this book was capable of igniting emotion within me, which is really what a good story must do.
This book is part of a series, with an explanatory map drawn in the front of the novel, and I'm already reading another in this series. I like that the book didn't create expositions, as can happen with some serials; and everything was neatly tied up. This was also an easy novel to put down for a while, and pretty easy to recapture after leaving it alone. I did note that the author seems to like the word "importunate" though. It may be weird of me to notice this, but I'm sure it popped up several times throughout the story...
The big disappointment for me was that Snowshill Manor, and its history, didn't really feature at all, although they were mentioned. I would have loved some of the intrigue to have centered around there. And the big plus was that you didn't really find out who the double murderer was until the very last page, which kept me wanting to learn more. Oh, and I do hope that Thea and Drew get it together properly at some point in the series....
Saturday, 15 August 2026
LOST MUSIC VENUES EXHIBITION AT THE V&A YOUTUBE VLOG NOW LIVE...
If you're a bit of a rock chick (like myself!) or a bit of an indie geezer or metalhead, then you're gonna love this atmospheric exhibition!
The Lost Music Venues display is quite small, with artefacts filling only a couple of rooms, and is in the V&A Museum; South Kensington, London. Documenting 50 pubs and clubs which were well known “back in the day,” this exhibition explores the modern historic music scene via a selection of flyers, posters, photographs and artefacts.
The sign for the legendary Astoria- a venue destroyed to make way for the Elizabeth Line- is here (kindly lent by Blur frontman Damon Albarn), and so is a briefcase belonging to Pulp's tour manager, Mark Webber. You'll also see Franz Ferdinand's singer Alex Kapranos's gold shirt, and a clubbing outfit designed by the Grande Dame of fashion herself: Vivienne Westwood. I used to party on this scene- mainly at the Intrepid Fox, in Soho (a legendary rock pub which is sadly also closed), so this was a real nostalgia trip for me. The exhibition is free to enter and is on until October 2027
Come and take a walk in my shoes through mock-ups of a graffiti-ridden green room; a leopard print club lounge; a Kinky Gerlinky stage; a solid security door and toilets so rancid you can almost SMELL them!
Friday, 31 July 2026
THE SECRET LAVENDER GARDEN YOUTUBE VLOG NOW LIVE!
My Mayfield Lavender Farm YouTube vlog is now live!
Link:-
Every area seemed to be alive with insect life- again, I had to keep my big gob shut so that a bee didn't fly in and sting my gullet! There were also swathes of butterflies in some areas, and I also spotted a lone snail clinging to a stalk of lavender. I also saw pretend creatures- there was a fake birdie and some wooden animals (I'm unsure as to what they're supposed to be- either sheep or dogs, methinks?)
Come and take a walk in my shoes as I take a lazy stroll through all four of their glorious lavender fields. Come and see their purple Entry Door, which has a massive keyhole for you to peer through, and there are a couple of cute pavilions to chill out in; as well as a Lookout vantage point. My wonderful video is worth a gawp...
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Thursday, 30 July 2026
BENEATH CORNISH SKIES by KATE RYDER
BENEATH CORNISH SKIES
BY
KATE RYDER
THE BLURB:-
When Cassandra Shaw answers an advert for a live-in nanny, dog walker, cook and all-round “Superhuman” for a family who lives in a manor house on the rugged North Cornish coast, she knows she's taking a risk.
Anyone looking at her life would think she had it all: she lives in a beautiful house with her handsome and wealthy partner. But with her boyfriend becoming colder and more controlling, she decided to put her insecurities to one side and take a chance on a new beginning.
As Cassie learns to connect with the natural beauty unfolding around her, she's left wondering if she was drawn here for a reason. Why was she guided to Foxcombe Manor and what secrets of Cornwall will she uncover?
THE REALITY:-
I picked up this book from the book exchange shelf at Southend Railway Station, and it didn't disappoint! I was attracted by the North Cornwall location- I haven't been; although I have been to South Cornwall and the Isles of Scilly so understand the rugged beauty and mystique of that location. This book also hooked me from page one, as Cassie and I shared similar circumstances. Like her, I was the afterthought daughter of parents who thought that their only parental duties were feeding and clothing your child, and putting a roof over its head. No attempt at an emotional connection was made, and my dad thought that if you were getting the three aforementioned things (which, to my mind, is the barest minimum) and were unhappy, then you were “not right.” Cassie also has a much older brother, as have I (although mine was interested in me- or so my mother kept reminding me), whom she later became estranged from (semi-ditto with that, too).
Enough of the sad family circumstances! I was intrigued by the supernatural element to this book; with its time-slip ghosts, and the descriptions of parts of land that have been here for aeons, and the question of whether they retain energy from the past or not. I think they do and, as a lover of history, I enjoyed the new information I learnt regarding this subject. The writer wrote in such a descriptive way that I really got a good sense of location with both Cassie's South Downs and Cornish dwellings.
I have to say, I did love the business-like, money-obsessed villains in this book (David, Denise and Amanda, for your information), although they were a tad stereotyped (well, stereotypes exist for a reason!) By the way, when I read David's new numberplate- ASH1- I automatically thought “arsehole 1” and perhaps that was the intention. I adored this unexplained subtlety!
I thoroughly enjoyed reading about Cassie's (spoiler alert!) relationship breakdown; her life with her new “family;” and liked their manor house setting and all of the individual personalities involved. I also savoured learning a few things about horse husbandry (something I'm unfamiliar with) and I enjoyed the way the story evolved. Ultimately, this was a book about Cassie finding herself, and I'm glad she did. The storyline was compelling enough to keep me turning the pages, and I flattened the book within a few days. But my favourite character was Hunter/ Luke, and I loved reading about his home, his writing career (I wish I could be as lucky as to have his success and lifestyle) and his musings. It was also not difficult to work out that he was going to end up becoming Cassie's (spoiler alert!) new love interest. On a final note, the twist at the end regarding David's involvement with (another spoiler alert!) the deaths of Cassandra's parents was most unexpected...
I will search out further books by Kate Ryder.
Saturday, 18 July 2026
MAYFIELD LAVENDER FARM YOUTUBE VLOG NOW LIVE!
The tradition of cultivating lavender for both medicinal purposes and to use as a fragrance is quintessentially English. Elizabeth I insisted that her residences were filled with its heady perfume, and Queen Victoria absolutely adored lavender and started a bit of a trend regarding it. Not only did she insist on sprigs being strewn over her palace floors, she enjoyed lavender tea, and even put lavender jelly on her lamb, instead of mint! The 21st century story began when a lavender growing initiative was established in the area to reinvigorate traditional English cosmetics brand Yardly, which had gone out of fashion.
The farm has many bees buzzing around- I had to keep my big gob shut, in case one floated into my trap! And, me being, me, I just had to lower the tone- surely you must have heard of young women wearing the delightful-sounding fragrance “Night in the Dyke” by Yardly?
Come and take a walk in my shoes, and check my video out!
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