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Saturday, 11 April 2026
THE PHOENIX GARDEN YOUTUBE VLOG NOW LIVE!
Saturday, 28 March 2026
VAGINA MUSEUM YOUTUBE VLOG NOW LIVE!
My Vagina Museum YouTube vlog is now live!
https://elainerockett.blogspot.com/2024/11/miss-elaineous-visits-vagina-museum.html
Saturday, 14 March 2026
YOUTUBE WELLCOME COLLECTION VLOG NOW LIVE!
Come and take a walk in my shoes and I'll show you these, plus a truly fantastic reading room, with comfy, slob-out cushions. They also have a red fake fur neural tube dress, and a ballgown made of 6,000 contraceptive pills. This museum is certainly not boring!
I have also blogged about this collection before (it contains photos of some interesting medical instruments, which are no longer in the museum, so you'll enjoy it), and here's the link:-
Monday, 2 March 2026
YOUTUBE VIKTOR WYND MUSEUM OF CURIOSITIES VLOG NOW LIVE!
Today I've been to the Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities, which is in Hackney, East London. The building it is situated in is home to The Last Tuesday Society, which puts on literary and creative events with a macabre twist, such as seances; masquerade balls and taxidermy classes. Upstairs they have an atmospheric cocktail parlour, and that decadent, late 19th century artists' poison- absinthe- features on their menu.
A warning to the curious- if you're easily offended, with delicate sensibilities, then don't come here or watch the video! If, however, you are as disgusting and perverted as I am, then you will love this museum.
Come and take a walk in my shoes and I'll show you shrunken heads; animal skeletons; a chocolate John Major; an eight legged sheep and a two-headed sheep. I will also show you a jar containing Madonna's panty liner (yes, really), a box containing Russell Brand's pubes, and a jar containing Amy Winehouse's poo, which you can sniff for an additional fiver!
I have also blogged about this museum, and here's the link:-
Friday, 20 February 2026
MISS ELAINEOUS VISITS THE PHOENIX GARDEN...
Sunday, 15 February 2026
YOUTUBE MANOR PARK CEMETERY & CREMATORIUM VIDEO NOW LIVE!
Come and take a walk in my shoes and I'll show you the grave of Annie Chapman- the second of Jack the Ripper's victims- although the siting is approximate as she was buried in a public grave which has since been reused. Nearby is the rather sad site of another Chapman, Sarah, who married and later became Sarah Dearman. She played a leading role in the 1888 Bryant & May matchgirls' strike, and was one of the pioneers of the trade union movement. Aside from the part-Victorian/ part-modern chapel and crematorium, there is a columbarium, a memorial pavilion and more than one war memorial.
But the piece de resistance has to be the granite tomb in the shape of a BMW convertible, which weighed one ton and had to be lowered into position by crane. It commemorates car fanatic Steve Marsh, and has to be the most stupendous tombstone I have ever seen!
Sunday, 1 February 2026
YOUTUBE CITY OF LONDON CEMETERY AND CREMATORIUM VIDEO NOW LIVE!
I ventured in for some macabre nosy-parkering on a dank, damp, January day. I wandered up to the church and the chapel, slipped inside the columbarium, and saw both the modern and traditional crematoriums (the latter does have a foreboding look about it- but then I suppose a crematorium is not going to be the most pleasant place on earth!)
Come and take a walk in my shoes and we'll take a look at some of the well-known people interred here. Aside from the cemetery's engineer and designer, William Haywood- who is housed in a grand mausoleum- it is also home to football legend Bobby Moore; actress Dame Anna Neagle; two of Jack the Ripper's victims and the Elephant Man.
Sunday, 18 January 2026
YOUTUBE DALSTON CURVE GARDEN VLOG NOW LIVE!
This is a really special, secretive place, tucked away behind the urban hustle and bustle of Hackney.
Dalston Curve Garden is also often referred to as Dalston Eastern Curve Garden- that's because it sits on the site of the old Eastern Curve railway line, which closed in 1944. It is repurposed space, and it serves a real community need in providing a green environment for people who might not have access to their own garden.
Opened in 2010, this delightful garden offers numerous social, environmental and health benefits to the local population, and provides somewhere for people to join in activities, relax, and hopefully make friends. The garden funds itself through its licensed cafe, which is a not-for-profit social enterprise. You can buy beer, cider, wine and spirits here, they also have their own pizza oven and even sell Queen of Hearts cookies!
Come and take a walk in my shoes through this hidden gem, and see if this Queen of Tarts was tempted by the cookies!
Sunday, 4 January 2026
YOUTUBE KYOTO GARDEN VLOG NOW LIVE!
The Kyoto Garden sits in Holland Park, London, and is a place for peace and quiet contemplation. It was opened in 1991 and was a gift from the city of Kyoto to commemorate the long friendship between Japan and Great Britain. I've always found Japanese culture fascinating- I read Memoirs Of A Geisha (my first ever Amazon purchase, back in 1998) and saw the film at the cinema. I also read Geisha, by Liza Dalby, an American anthropologist known as 'the blue-eyed geisha' who was the first western woman to train as a geisha.
I wandered past ruined Holland House to get to the Kyoto Garden. It was created in 1605 and was once a glittering social, literary and political centre. But in 1940, the house was hit by twenty-two incendiary bombs and largely destroyed, leaving only the east wing and library standing.
Come and take a walk in my shoes and we'll meander past the large house- sections of which have been seen on film and TV- and then we'll head into the Kyoto Garden, with it's perfect waterfall, Koi carp, Egyptian geese and a solitary peacock. Did he show me his fantail? Check out my vlog and you'll find out...
I have also blogged about the Kyoto Garden before, link:-
Friday, 19 December 2025
YOUTUBE LONDON MITHRAEUM VLOG NOW LIVE!
My London Mithraeum vlog is now live!
The London Mithraeum was a temple dedicated to the Roman god Mithras, was built in the 3rd century AD and lies on the site of the long-gone London river, the Walbrook.
The lost cult of Mithras first appeared in the 1st century AD and spread over Europe during the next 300 years. The temples- which were often constructed below ground, and built to resemble a cave- were dark, windowless and mysterious. The mythological scene of killing a bull within a cave- a tauroctony- was at the heart of this strictly male-only cult. The cult was very secretive, so therefore workings were unknown to outsiders. No written texts from the cult have survived, and what we know comes from archaeological research and brief references by Christian and Roman writers.
It it's believed that the killing of a bull was considered a cosmic event; and accompanied by zodiac signs. But did the killing of a bull really happen, or was this event merely symbolic? Come and take a walk in my shoes into this rather spooky space, see the interactive show depicting a ritual meeting, and find out. I really enjoyed making this video- it includes a bit of writing, and I'll always be about the written word!
Friday, 5 December 2025
THE OLD OPERATING THEATRE MUSEUM & HERB GARRET VLOG NOW LIVE!
It's believed that the use of St Thomas' Church garret for the hospital apothecary to store herbs dates back to its construction, and herbs have been used for medicines since ancient times; with many modern medicines originating from plant sources. The Old Operating Theatre consists of five stands, which would have been packed with medical professionals and students back in its heyday.
Come and take a walk in my shoes, and I'll show you artworks, hospital paraphernalia and gruesome medical implements; one of which will make all female viewers wince and cross their legs!
Remember, I will always be a writer before anything else, and I have also blogged about the Old Operating Theatre Museum & Herb Garret, link:-
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