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Sunday, 29 March 2026

A MAN OF HONOUR by BARBARA TAYLOR BRADFORD

 A MAN OF HONOUR

by

BARBARA TAYLOR BRADFORD


THE BLURB:

Orphaned and alone, 13-year-old Shane O'Neill, known to the world as Blackie, must leave County Kerry to find work.

His only chance of survival lies with his late mother's brother, far away in Leeds. There, amid the noise and bustle, Blackie's spark of ambition becomes a flame.

And then, high on the Yorkshire moors, in the mists of a winter morning, he meets a kitchen maid called Emma Harte. And as the Victorian age gives way to the freedom of the Edwardian age, so a young man and a servant girl seize a chance, against the odds, to build a better life...

THE REALITY:

This is the prequel to A Woman of Substance, which remains my most favourite book ever. I saw the first mini-series back in 1985, and it really moved me; I've since re-watched it several times, and read the book three times in total. Coincidentally, I also read A Man of Honour just as the new TV A Woman of Substance series was broadcast. This new series is extremely lacking and they've altered the storyline (for the worse!) and succumbed to ridiculous box-ticking. It's a parody of the original and, although some of the filming/ scenery is breathtaking, I think it's best avoided.

Back to this book, and I sped through it, really enjoying reading about what shaped Blackie (who ended up being Emma Harte's best friend- for those of you not in the know, she's our A Woman of Substance heroine). I did feel, however, that the storyline was rushed, and not properly expanded upon. For example we have Gwen, who disappears. But do we ever find out what happened to her? No, and it seems very odd to leave her story unfinished. Also, the courtship between Robert and Vanessa could have been explored in more depth, as could how his divorce from the rotten Lucinda panned out; and indeed her character in general. Angela's death seemed an all-too-convenient way of getting rid of her, and Blackie's feelings towards dealing with the loss of his first love (lust?!) were, unrealistically, not fully documented. Adrian's relationship with Moira was not looked into properly, and neither was her parentage or the reasons behind her mother's affair. This book was one long line of missed literary opportunities.

I did like many of the characters, however, and loved that Vanessa, Angela and Marguerite were sexually forward. I do love a hussy, and I'm glad that it's not assumed that all women form the early 1900s were morally upstanding when it came to following their hearts and bodies!

Finally, we get to the end chapters, where the Emma Harte, as we know her, is introduced. I know Barbara Taylor Bradford was in her late 80s when she wrote this book, but was she senile? Or was she drunk? There are serious discrepancies here! In AWOS Gerald Fairley was the elder son, and Edwin Fairley the second son- so why have these family placings now been reversed, with Edwin now documented as being the eldest? And why is Adele Fairley, who is mentioned as having silvery blonde hair in AWOS (a trait inherited by her ancestors; Edwina and Tessa) now a dark-haired woman? I think a ghostwriter may have written this book and, if that's the case, then they really should have read AWOS, and Barbara Taylor Bradford's editing team should have been on the ball. As we lead into Emma Harte's life, nothing particularly new is mentioned except that I don't think she would have told her landlady her father was still alive- it doesn't fit in with the original storyline, where she and her “husband” have no relatives between them. Also, the ending is a bit nondescipt.

This book is okay, but it could have been way, way, more.



Wednesday, 3 January 2024

S-S-SPIRALLING

When we visited Burgh House in Hampstead in the summer, we chanced upon this competition brief.  The room was full of objects, and you had to use them to put together a story or poem.
I didn't win or get a runner-up place, but I thought I'd share my poem with you.

It's a tad strange, but it's what the objects inspired in me.

The brief...

S-S-SPIRALLING

'S-S-Sissy, S-S-Sissy!'

He stutters my name with his sibilant hiss,

Words convoluted, love amiss,

Because my name is Hermione...


Identity desecrated I'm called by my other, named for my mother,

Who is my jailer, traversing this creeping mansion?

An excellent match, my guardians assured,

He sought them- they procured.


A dress already owned, Art Deco and old-fashioned,

A wedding band too, it fitted as if made,

What a curious thing to do!

Provide for a bride before finding a bride!


Did as I was bid, heart s-s-spiralling away,

That singular glint in his eyes; marked curiosity,

My wedding night whispering my name (her name),

Locked and ignored inside, except when he needed release.


Wandering around I found,

A portrait of my mother, painted by my father,

At our piano, way before they died,

S-s-savage memories.


Too s-s-scared of being pinched,

Rolling flesh between his fingers,

Though he still murmured her in my ear,

His bitterness projected at me.


The housekeeper told he was engaged to be wed,

Uninspired she cancelled just before the banns,

Ran with my father, whose face I wear,

Punished for their s-s-sins.


I found an old lamp, his weakness his cups,

Unconscious for hours, the housekeeper matching,

Wandering the Heath at night for companionship,

The nightwatchman in his bothy.


But he must have known, s-s-scratches at the door,

In flagrante delicto,

S-s-swelling in my tummy but my lord used a contraption,

Disgusting, reusable, s-s-spiralling his way.


He has power- my lover disappeared,

S-s-slipped me an overdose they said,

But I will haunt him- he took everything from me,

S-s-subtly- enough to make him think he's going mad.


An object disappearing here, a curtain floating there; a midnight taunt in his ear,

Bought his own chair- a Bauhaus,

A nest of tables for his beating tattoo fingers,

For when his deserved psychiatrist visits.


But I continued my vial of vengeance,

Until all left, smeared by association unneeded,

He now converses with a penguin in the corner- it's not real!

The asylum beckons- but I will haunt and never let up.


My name is Hermione, now that's the only name he ever whispers,

'Leave me be, Hermione! Leave me be, Hermione!'

S-s-spiralling into that monochrome vortex- respect gained,

But I will never stop until 'til his death takes its own s-s-sweet toll.



Copyright©Elaine Rockett 

The procured wedding dress...


The portrait of the mother...

The lamp...

The chair and nest of Bauhaus tables...

The penguin...

Here is the link to my full Hampstead blog:-


I hope you enjoyed my weird and wonderful poem!

TTFN

Miss Elaineous
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Tuesday, 28 November 2023

YOUTUBE BRYHER VLOG LIVE...

My Bryher, Isles of Scilly vlog/ montage is now live...



Hit this link!


This island was, to me, more about farming than anything else, mainly due to the fact that I seemed constantly to be stepping aside to let tractors past, and also due to Veronica Farm, which produces tasty artisan fudge, and the cows used to create it being very visible.

But it also has stunning views over ruins on neighbouring Tresco; a hangman's noose and jib; Fraggle Rock bar and a phallic blue penis soap...
Is your mind boggling?  Hurry up and give the video a watch!

As you know, I will always be a writer before anything else (well... most things...😉)

Here is my updated Bryher blog link:-


Enjoy the video, don't forget to hit the subscribe, like and notification buttons, hit follow on this blog as well and I'll see you next time.

TTFN

Miss Elaineous

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Wednesday, 22 November 2023

YOUTUBE ST MARTIN'S VLOG LIVE...

 My St Martin's, Isles of Scilly vlog montage is now live!


Hit this link:-


 
This island has beautiful beaches and a clear blue-green sea, which are enough to rival anything abroad.  It also has an impressive Daymark, plus fantastic views over Tean (known for its puffins) and St Helen's (once a quarantine island).

I also blogged about St Martin's last year, and have updated it, link here:-

Enjoy the video, don't forget to hit the subscribe, like and notification buttons, hit follow on this blog as well and I'll see you next time.

TTFN

Miss Elaineous

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Saturday, 11 November 2023

YOUTUBE ST AGNES VLOG LIVE....

My St Agnes- the most remote Isles of Scilly island- vlog is now live!  It's probably my favourite off-island and, again, it's a photo montage post.

Hit this link:-



I also blogged about St Agnes last year, and have updated it, link here:-


Enjoy the video, don't forget to hit the subscribe, like and notification buttons, hit follow on this blog as well and I'll see you next time.

TTFN

Miss Elaineous

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Tuesday, 7 November 2023

MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL IS LIVE!

My first YouTube post is live!

Click on the link below:-



It's been a real comedy of errors!  I've had to teach myself filmmaking and how to work my camera's settings correctly and, as you can imagine, it hasn't been plain sailing.  Which is why my Isles of Scilly posts will all be voiced-over photo montages, mostly using material taken during my previous trips to the archipelago.

Aside from moaning that I have "a face that's good for radio" I have also learnt that I have quite a broad Norfolk accent, almost 30 years after leaving that place.  I sound like I should be sitting atop a tractor chewing on a piece of straw! 

Anyway, I'm committed to a lifetime of continuous learning, and you'll be pleased to know that I've managed some recent proper filming, at local attractions.  All will be revealed in good time.

In the meantime, I also have two St Mary's blogs, links:-



Until then, enjoy the video, don't forget to hit the like, subscribe and notification buttons, hit follow on this blog as well and I'll see you next time.

TTFN

Miss Elaineous

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Monday, 4 September 2023

I'M MOVING INTO YOUTUBE VIDEO MAKING!

I'm diversifying with my recording of tourist attractions, and moving into vlogging!

Aside from hoping to monetise, I also want to direct more traffic towards this blog- the written word will always be my first love.💜

I have taken a couple of online courses, but still have a lot to learn in terms of filming and editing the moving image.  There have been a couple of disasters (which I prefer to call "learning curves") but I'm persevering and hope to have videos up and running soon.

This is my self-designed YouTube banner, featuring Porthcressa Beach in the Isles of Scilly, my moniker and flower logo...

Note: I have since changed my banner...

...And added a watermark...
It reads M:E, short for Miss Elaineous, but it comes across as a tad conceited...
...And I love it!
💜

And here is my standard phizog portrait...

Wish me luck in my endeavours, and I hope you'll all come over and support me by hitting the like and subscribe buttons once I'm up and running.
Here's my channel link:-

Until then,

TTFN,

Miss Elaineous.

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Friday, 14 January 2022

INCREDIBLE ENGLAND USES MY SCILLY ISLES PHOTO...

I submitted my lovely Scilly Isles photograph, entitled "Porthcressa Beach" to US company Indie Treasures, and they have chosen it to use in their Incredible England 2022 Calendar.

Here's the proof- I'm not yet sure whether I'm April or May!

It's also being used for their jigsaw...😊

It was taken during my last Cornwall visit, in October 2020.  We were staying in Penzance at the time, and ventured over to the Isles of Scilly for a day trip.  I also use it as my Facebook cover photo.

It's one of those rare photos which are as good as perfect and need very little doing to them (bar maybe a little cropping).

This one of Smeaton's Tower, in Plymouth, taken in 2019, didn't even need that...

...And neither did this one, of the Gothic Temple at Painshill, taken in 2021.  I have submitted it to Painshill, as they are creating a photo montage to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the park being open to the public (actually, I assume they've already assembled it, as the anniversary has passed- I just haven't seen it displayed on their website.) 

I was never a fan of traditional photography- you had literally one chance to get your photo right, otherwise you either wasted exposures or had to spend time hunched over a contact sheet picking out your best shots.  But digital photography is much quicker, with instant results, and tweaking photos is always an option. 

I think I'm gonna have to enter my photography into more competitions!
😀

Until then...

TTFN

The Miss Elaineous

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Tuesday, 8 June 2021

THE BEST ROYAL WEDDING DRESSES AND ENGAGEMENT RINGS...

 My interest in royal wedding dresses began at the age of ten, when Princess Diana walked down the aisle at St Paul's Cathedral.
It wasn't my first foray into fashion- that began at the age of five or six, when I'd copy illustrator Veronica Papworth's sketches from the Daily Express (like the one below) then play around with them, by re-designing the dresses, accessories and even the hairstyles.😀

Do you remember the cardboard cut-out dress-them-yourself dolls like these?
I used to draw around the doll then design my own clothes with tabs to fit onto her!

I was fascinated by the pageantry, and by the sheer glamour of Diana; who was young, fresh, beautiful and fashionable.  I'm know she wasn't the first royal woman to be all of those things, but she was the first I became interested in.
The recent launch of the Royal Style in the Making exhibition at Kensington Palace (which I'm booked in to see😀), which contains this iconic dress, inspired in me the need to share my favourites.
I have only shown British royal brides, as that's what I know most about (feel free to comment and educate me regarding foreign royalty of all cultures).

Most of the royal wedding dresses and engagement rings are pretty darn nice.  But, for me, only a handful really stand out and "speak" to me.
I've put a collection together (I don't think I need to point out that the majority of photos in this post are PDFs- I'm yet to be invited to a royal wedding!) 
Here's my top five, in order of loveliness... 

1
Sarah, Duchess of York, often got things wrong in terms of fashion- who could forget the black dress with that awful, duvet-like red satin wrap she wore for an evening event?  If ever there was a woman in need of a stylist, it was Fergie in the 1980s.
But here, in 1986, she nailed it just perfectly and looked the best she ever did.  I adore the fact that this Lindka Cierach gown sparkles and glistens, and find the gorgeous, simple neckline really appealing.
The back features a huge bow and it's magnificent.  It worked for this dress and Fergie made bows her signature.

2
This is the dreamy crinoline I adored as a child, discovered in a book my mum bought me of royal wedding dress sketches.  Worn by Queen Alexandra (then Princess Alexandra), consort to Edward VII at their wedding in 1863, and designed by Mrs James of Belgravia, my mum slung the book away without my permission.  Grrr, grrr and a thousand grrrs!
Princess Alexandra had the dress altered so that she could wear it again.  Here's a photo of mine, taken at the Fashion Museum, Bath.  It was actually the second time I'd seen this dress- the first was at a 2002 Kensington Palace exhibition of royal wedding dresses.  That exhibition also included the wedding gowns of the Queen, the Queen Mother, Queen Mary and Queen Victoria.

3
2018, and a stunning Peter Pilotto dress for a pretty girl with all her curves in the right places, and I love the deep V at the back.  It was designed that way, and the dress worn without a veil so that Princess Eugenie could show off her scar from surgery to correct her scoliosis.
This twist at the back is very modern, and the 21st century equivalent to a bow.

4
It was difficult choosing between Princess Beatrice's 2020 wedding dress and her sister Eugenie's dress for third place, but the more sophisticated neckline of Eugenie's just clinched it for me.
That's not to say that this is not spectacular- designed by Norman Hartnell and previously word by the Queen, Beatrice's dress was altered with the addition of cute puff sleeves and also appropriately lengthened as Beatrice is taller.

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I couldn't not include the 1981 Emanuel dress which sparked my interest- the wedding itself was the royal wedding to beat all royal weddings.  As we all know, the marriage wasn't as much of a success.
After studying fashion I seriously considered working in the field of bridalwear.  Interesting, as I've never been in a rush to walk down the aisle myself, and if I did it would only be a small affair (a romantic elopement appeals).  I'd make sure my dress (something which could be dyed and worn again) was gorgeous, though!

Here's one that almost made my list, and it's good ol' Queen Victoria marrying her beloved Prince Albert, in 1840.
Interestingly, it's quite revealing in terms of being off-the-shoulder (like her daughter in-law, Princess Alexandra's was).  It's something that's not well thought of for royal brides nowadays, and that's a shame.

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When it comes to engagement rings, this iconic sparkler, worn by Princess Diana and then the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has got to be the best.  I even own a copy, worn as a dress ring.
Funnily enough, despite loving it, if I ever got engaged I wouldn't want a ring like this- I'd want a solitaire diamond.

2
Camilla Parker Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall's Art Deco heirloom ring was once worn by Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother.
It's timeless and absolutely stunning, but to me more of a dress ring than an engagement ring.

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This was designed for Queen Elizabeth II (then Princess Elizabeth) using diamonds hacked from a tiara once belonging to Princess Alice of Battenberg, the mother of her intended, Prince Philip.  
The queen wanted something she could wear every day, and so would I.  So, for my engagement, it would be a toss-up between this beauty and the next ring...

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Princess Beatrice's solitaire was enhanced by Art Deco baguette styling on the shoulders.  Does this still make it a solitaire?  Kind of...
It was hard choosing between this and the Queen's ring for third place.

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A Burmese ruby formed the centrepiece of Fergie's ring, chosen to match her striking red hair.

This one nearly made the list.  I liked it before the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, had it altered, though.  I just prefer a chunky ring to a flimsy band.  
If I ever get engaged I'm having a chunky ring, as I'd just bend or break something delicate!

An additional adorable, although this one was always just a dress ring.  This striking aquamarine has been worn by both Diana and Meghan.

In terms of veils, there are only two which have ever stood out for me, for much the same reason as each other.

This is Meghan with her 16ft diaphanous train, which was decorated with embroidered flowers of the Commonwealth, plus a Californian poppy to represent her American background. 

The Queen's sheer veil was similarly adorned but with scattered flowers, inspired by Botticelli's (c.1482) painting of Primavera.  I like the look of a sheer veil dragging along the red carpet/ chapel floor...
An update:- since writing this I've learnt that it's not actually her veil- it's a train sewn onto the shoulders. Oh well, I still love it!

From classic Veronica Papworth sketches to royal bridal fashion, as a teenager I then turned more mainstream, although as a punk/goth/ general weirdo I did once design a collection inspired by rubber and lace cobwebs (don't ask!)
I did end up working for the mass market, as a designer, but was always a bit too avant-garde to fit in properly.

Here's me conforming.  The middle gal's wearing my dress, designed for fashion chain New Look.

Here's one of my mood boards, which sat in my portfolio for years.

Here's a link to more:-

Some older stuff, showing a bit of my wackiness, and I actually pulled this out of the bin to photograph- before discarding it!

Here's another link to more of the same ilk:-

There was not enough work available in the ailing British fashion industry, so I had to move on.  And it worked, as I love writing more than designing- it's more academically challenging, and I need something meaty, to get my teeth into.
But I will always retain some interest in clothes...

TTFN

The Miss Elaineous

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