Saturday, 3 October 2026

MISS ELAINEOUS VISITS THE NEEDLES, ISLE OF WIGHT...

I have visited the Isle of Wight before, but had never been to see The Needles; which are a row of three chalk stacks standing off the coast to the extreme right of the island, close to Alum Bay and overlooking the Solent.  We took a very long bus journey- 100 minutes- from our temporary home over in Shanklin, and it was one of those situations that seemed to be as much about the journey as the destination, as the scenery was spectacular and those minutes just flew by!

We walked past the shops, and there is a cable car you can ride to take you to the beach.  It costs £6 per adult (£11 for a return journey) and £5 per child (£8 return).  Alas, it was undergoing maintenance on this day, so we walked down instead...

There are approximately 185 steps down to the beach (I wasn't counting!)

The Needles are so called because there used to be four chalk stacks here until a storm in 1764 sent the tallest stack, which was 120 ft (37 m) hurtling into the sea.  It was named Lot's Wife after the biblical character who was turned into a pillar of salt.
I have lightened this picture a little, as Alum Bay was very much in silhouette.  Although the area is famous for its multicoloured cliffs, the morning light meant I only really saw white.

You could see men working on the chairlift at the ride's end.  Next to that is the pier where you can catch a slow (£10 for a 20 minute trip) or fast (£20 for a 5-15 minute trip)  boat out to The Needles.  The boats also weren't running on this day.

Regarding the multicoloured sands, 21 shades of orange/ yellow/ red/ brown/ pink have been recorded.  The tide was almost in when we ventured down to the shingle beach, though, so it wasn't something we could see underfoot.

This drawing of The Needles is taken from Isaac Taylor's "one inch map" of Hampshire, and dates from 1759.

  There is some controversy as to what the exact shape of Lot's Wife actually was, though.  In this drawing by Dutch landscape artist Lambert Doomer, the lost stone column is recorded as being much stouter.  But was he exercising artistic license?  There should, after all, have been four stacks prior to Lot's Wife collapsing.
The Needles, 1646, by Lambert Doomer (1624-1700).

This is a PDF of an AI generated image showing what The Needles would possibly have looked like had Lot's Wife not collapsed...

The remaining chalk stacks rise 98 ft (30 m) out of the sea.  Alum Bay is so named as large amounts of alum were mined here in the 16th century.

A zoomed in view, and The Needles reminded me of broken teeth!  The distinctive Needles Lighthouse dates from 1859, and was automated in 1994.  Before that it was run by a live-in crew.

Another lightened photo, and the area is part of The Needles Marine Conservation Zone.

A final zoom in, and the lighthouse is playing peek-a-boo!

By now the chairlift was moving, but it was just experimental and people were not being allowed on.  In fact, a lot was closed on this day.  Marconi's bar/ cafe was open, as was the amusement arcade, and I did see a light on in Alum Bay Glass, where you can actually see the glassware being made.  But the Isle of Wight Sweet Manufactory was closed, as was their Pier Head souvenir shop. 

I have lightened these chairlift photos so that you can get some idea of the different coloured sands that make up the cliffs.  They have a Sand Shop right next to the chairlift top entrance, where you can choose a pretty glass container and fill it with layers of sand taken from Alum Bay- but that was also closed!

We took the walk up at a measured pace, and it wasn't too strenuous.
I have to say, the fact that a lot was closed/ not working didn't bother me.  I saw what I came to see; which was The Needles.

This is a wishing well model of The Needles, and the idea is that you throw a coin, hit one of the bells at the back and make a wish.  They also have a little fairground here, but I didn't see any of the rides running.

I'll leave you with a Vain Old Tart photo, taken back at our Lower Hyde, Shanklin, holiday park.

Would I return to The Needles?  Yes, but as part of a coach tour, with the chairlift and a boat ride included.  I would also walk to The Needles Batteries, which are two decommissioned military batteries built above the chalk stacks and designed to defend against military ships.

Until then,

TTFN

Miss Elaineous

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Tuesday, 15 September 2026

GREENWICH FOOT TUNNEL YOUTUBE VLOG NOW LIVE...

 My Greenwich Foot Tunnel YouTube vlog is now live!


I recently visited Greenwich during London's Open House festival, which runs for about a week every September. It's where many museums allow you to enter free of charge, and where buildings that are mostly closed to the public sling open their doors for viewing. I'm saving what I got up to in Greenwich for another time, but to get there I got off my Docklands train a stop early, as I like to take a wander through the Greenwich Foot Tunnel.

Construction work began on the tunnel in 1899, and it was opened in 1902. Sitting 50 ft deep, it is a 1,215 ft long walkway beneath the River Thames, is open 24/7 and has around 4,000 people pass through it every day. It is one of only two walkways underneath the river; the other being Woolwich Foot Tunnel and, like that tunnel has both lifts and a spiral staircase at both ends.

This is only a short vlog, but come and take a walk in my shoes as I swim with the fishes! Okay then, maybe I'm exaggerating a tad- I'm simply in a tunnel that's hopefully surrounded by fishes- but it's still quite an atmospheric walk.

I have blogged about Greenwich several times before...


2nd general Greenwich blog:-

The Old Royal Naval College:-

The Painted Hall:-

The Fan Museum:-

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Tuesday, 8 September 2026

MALICE IN THE COTSWOLDS by REBECCA TOPE

  MALICE IN THE COTSWOLDS

BY REBECCA TOPE


THE BLURB:-

Thea Osbourne, accompanied by her beloved spaniel Hepzie, has had her fair share of unfortunate occurrences whilst house-sitting. Her new assignment for the mysterious Yvonne Parker is no exception. The somewhat unsettling village of Snowshill has Thea on edge as soon as she arrives, and soon enough she becomes entangled in another horrifying murder.

Thea, alongside friends Drew Slocombe and DS Sonia Gladwin, works to uncover a sinister plot, where seemingly separate lives are entwined in strange and secretive relationships. A malicious web of suspects leads Thea through the lives of the villagers and their secrets, to London and beyond.

THE REALITY:-

This was a wonderful trip through the Cotswolds, which is somewhere I hope to visit next year. I have Painswick Rococo Garden and Littledean Jail lined up for snooping around (using Gloucester as my base- I am a city chick, after all!) Come to think of it, whilst I'm in Gloucester Little Miss Macabre here will check out where Fred West kept his (now flattened) murder home...

Enough of my ruminations! Back to the book, and I got a really good feel for this beautiful area, with a good selection of likeable and unlikeable characters thrown into the mix. All of the characters seemed relevant to the story, somehow, in terms of understanding what made our main protagonists tick. Horrible would include Stevie, Blake, Maggs and Paul (my opinions only- you might like them), and likeable included Clara and Gudrun (opinions might differ with the latter, too.)  I also found Karen unlikeable, which is really odd, as she's a character who's in a coma throughout the storyline! I think she's one person I just wanted conveniently... gone. One character that I disliked immensely, to the point of immediately loathing, was Yvonne- she seemed off, somehow, right from the start- and if you (POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT!) continue reading the book you might find out why. Yes, this book was capable of igniting emotion within me, which is really what a good story must do.

This book is part of a series, with an explanatory map drawn in the front of the novel, and I'm already reading another in this series. I like that the book didn't create expositions, as can happen with some serials; and everything was neatly tied up. This was also an easy novel to put down for a while, and pretty easy to recapture after leaving it alone. I did note that the author seems to like the word "importunate" though. It may be weird of me to notice this, but I'm sure it popped up several times throughout the story...

The big disappointment for me was that Snowshill Manor, and its history, didn't really feature at all, although they were mentioned. I would have loved some of the intrigue to have centered around there. And the big plus was that you didn't really find out who the double murderer was until the very last page, which kept me wanting to learn more. Oh, and I do hope that Thea and Drew get it together properly at some point in the series....

Saturday, 15 August 2026

LOST MUSIC VENUES EXHIBITION AT THE V&A YOUTUBE VLOG NOW LIVE...

  My Lost Music Venues YouTube vlog is now live!



If you're a bit of a rock chick (like myself!) or a bit of an indie geezer or metalhead, then you're gonna love this atmospheric exhibition!

The Lost Music Venues display is quite small, with artefacts filling only a couple of rooms, and is in the V&A Museum; South Kensington, London. Documenting 50 pubs and clubs which were well known “back in the day,” this exhibition explores the modern historic music scene via a selection of flyers, posters, photographs and artefacts.

The sign for the legendary Astoria- a venue destroyed to make way for the Elizabeth Line- is here (kindly lent by Blur frontman Damon Albarn), and so is a briefcase belonging to Pulp's tour manager, Mark Webber. You'll also see Franz Ferdinand's singer Alex Kapranos's gold shirt, and a clubbing outfit designed by the Grande Dame of fashion herself: Vivienne Westwood. I used to party on this scene- mainly at the Intrepid Fox, in Soho (a legendary rock pub which is sadly also closed), so this was a real nostalgia trip for me. The exhibition is free to enter and is on until October 2027

Come and take a walk in my shoes through mock-ups of a graffiti-ridden green room; a leopard print club lounge; a Kinky Gerlinky stage; a solid security door and toilets so rancid you can almost SMELL them!

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Friday, 31 July 2026

THE SECRET LAVENDER GARDEN YOUTUBE VLOG NOW LIVE!

 My Mayfield Lavender Farm YouTube vlog is now live!

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The Secret Lavender Garden is in Epsom, Surrey, and is the sister site to Mayfield Lavender Farm, which I visited last week. It is much smaller, and a totally different experience. Mayfield is one big square field- although there are opportunities for selfies- whereas the Secret Lavender Garden is full of interesting nooks and crannies- it's a case of expecting the unexpected!

Every area seemed to be alive with insect life- again, I had to keep my big gob shut so that a bee didn't fly in and sting my gullet! There were also swathes of butterflies in some areas, and I also spotted a lone snail clinging to a stalk of lavender. I also saw pretend creatures- there was a fake birdie and some wooden animals (I'm unsure as to what they're supposed to be- either sheep or dogs, methinks?)

Come and take a walk in my shoes as I take a lazy stroll through all four of their glorious lavender fields. Come and see their purple Entry Door, which has a massive keyhole for you to peer through, and there are a couple of cute pavilions to chill out in; as well as a Lookout vantage point. My wonderful video is worth a gawp...


Here's a link to my Secret Lavender Garden blog- remember, I will always be a writer before anything else!!!!

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Thursday, 30 July 2026

BENEATH CORNISH SKIES by KATE RYDER

 BENEATH CORNISH SKIES

BY

KATE RYDER


THE BLURB:-

When Cassandra Shaw answers an advert for a live-in nanny, dog walker, cook and all-round “Superhuman” for a family who lives in a manor house on the rugged North Cornish coast, she knows she's taking a risk.

Anyone looking at her life would think she had it all: she lives in a beautiful house with her handsome and wealthy partner. But with her boyfriend becoming colder and more controlling, she decided to put her insecurities to one side and take a chance on a new beginning.

As Cassie learns to connect with the natural beauty unfolding around her, she's left wondering if she was drawn here for a reason. Why was she guided to Foxcombe Manor and what secrets of Cornwall will she uncover?


THE REALITY:-

I picked up this book from the book exchange shelf at Southend Railway Station, and it didn't disappoint! I was attracted by the North Cornwall location- I haven't been; although I have been to South Cornwall and the Isles of Scilly so understand the rugged beauty and mystique of that location. This book also hooked me from page one, as Cassie and I shared similar circumstances. Like her, I was the afterthought daughter of parents who thought that their only parental duties were feeding and clothing your child, and putting a roof over its head. No attempt at an emotional connection was made, and my dad thought that if you were getting the three aforementioned things (which, to my mind, is the barest minimum) and were unhappy, then you were “not right.” Cassie also has a much older brother, as have I (although mine was interested in me- or so my mother kept reminding me), whom she later became estranged from (semi-ditto with that, too).

Enough of the sad family circumstances! I was intrigued by the supernatural element to this book; with its time-slip ghosts, and the descriptions of parts of land that have been here for aeons, and the question of whether they retain energy from the past or not. I think they do and, as a lover of history, I enjoyed the new information I learnt regarding this subject. The writer wrote in such a descriptive way that I really got a good sense of location with both Cassie's South Downs and Cornish dwellings.

I have to say, I did love the business-like, money-obsessed villains in this book (David, Denise and Amanda, for your information), although they were a tad stereotyped (well, stereotypes exist for a reason!) By the way, when I read David's new numberplate- ASH1- I automatically thought “arsehole 1” and perhaps that was the intention. I adored this unexplained subtlety!

I thoroughly enjoyed reading about Cassie's (spoiler alert!) relationship breakdown; her life with her new “family;” and liked their manor house setting and all of the individual personalities involved. I also savoured learning a few things about horse husbandry (something I'm unfamiliar with) and I enjoyed the way the story evolved. Ultimately, this was a book about Cassie finding herself, and I'm glad she did. The storyline was compelling enough to keep me turning the pages, and I flattened the book within a few days. But my favourite character was Hunter/ Luke, and I loved reading about his home, his writing career (I wish I could be as lucky as to have his success and lifestyle) and his musings. It was also not difficult to work out that he was going to end up becoming Cassie's (spoiler alert!) new love interest. On a final note, the twist at the end regarding David's involvement with (another spoiler alert!) the deaths of Cassandra's parents was most unexpected...

I will search out further books by Kate Ryder.  

Saturday, 18 July 2026

MAYFIELD LAVENDER FARM YOUTUBE VLOG NOW LIVE!

 My Mayfield Lavender Farm YouTube vlog is now live!


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Mayfield Lavender Farm is situated in Banstead, Surrey, and as purple is my favourite colour, visiting there was a delight for my eyes! The pervasive, soft fragrance of the plants is very, very easy on the nose.

The tradition of cultivating lavender for both medicinal purposes and to use as a fragrance is quintessentially English. Elizabeth I insisted that her residences were filled with its heady perfume, and Queen Victoria absolutely adored lavender and started a bit of a trend regarding it. Not only did she insist on sprigs being strewn over her palace floors, she enjoyed lavender tea, and even put lavender jelly on her lamb, instead of mint! The 21st century story began when a lavender growing initiative was established in the area to reinvigorate traditional English cosmetics brand Yardly, which had gone out of fashion.

The farm has many bees buzzing around- I had to keep my big gob shut, in case one floated into my trap! And, me being, me, I just had to lower the tone- surely you must have heard of young women wearing the delightful-sounding fragrance “Night in the Dyke” by Yardly?

Come and take a walk in my shoes, and check my video out!

Here's a link to my Mayfield Lavender blog- remember, I will always be a writer before anything else!!!!

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Wednesday, 15 July 2026

MISS ELAINEOUS VISITS THE SECRET LAVENDER GARDEN...

The Secret Lavender Garden is in Epsom, Surrey, and is the sister site to Mayfield Lavender Farm, which I visited last week.  It is much smaller- 12 acres as opposed to Mayfield's 25 acres (although a member of staff did tell me it was 9 acres, so clarification is required!)
Whereas Mayfield comes across as more of a working farm, and is set in a square field, the Secret Lavender Garden has nooks and crannies, and other things to see besides lavender.  All in all, it's a more intimate and varied experience.

As with Mayfield, it costs £7.50 per adult and £2.50 per child to enter the farm, and family tickets and concessions are available.  If you want to visit Mayfield Lavender Farm (it's three miles away, in Banstead) on the same day, then it will cost you £12.50 per adult.

Here's a link to my Mayfield Lavender Farm blog:-

I was given a map upon entry- as you can see, mine was much used!

You enter via their Glasshouse Café, and to the left was the same kind of aluminum van that I found a few of in Mayfield Lavender Farm and, like those, it was closed.
I wonder what this one sells?  I'm guessing ice cream and cold drinks.

 Entering the farm, with the Telephone Box through the arch.
Mayfield is only open from June to August, but the Secret Lavender Garden Glasshouse Café and Gift Shop are open all year round.

Also, unlike Mayfield, you have some signposting (not that you can get lost at Mayfield- it is a square piece of land, after all!)
This field is named the Lavender Straits.

The Secret Lavender Garden prefers you to book your two hour time slot, as they don't allow more than 40 people to enter the fields at any one time.  But we just rocked up (pre-planning to the nth degree is not always possible when using public transport).

Heading towards the Lookout, and there can't have been more than a dozen people wandering around the fields when we were there. 

Lavender is not the only flower you will encounter, and here are some beautiful poppies.
Do I have a favourite flower?  I'm unsure; but I have to list sunflowers, forget-me-nots and poppies high up there and, as purple is my favourite colour, I'll add violets (and from now on lavender as well!)

We took the steps up to the Lookout and this spectacular photograph is taken through the wise old owl's all-seeing eyes.
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The Secret Lavender Garden call their daytime sessions "Lavender Daze."

The Secret Garden Telephone Directory, and who are you gonna be callin'?!😃

Heading towards The Beehive, and the garden also offers a Golden Hour ticket, for £10, where you can relax after 6.30pm with a glass of lavender lemonade or prosecco.

The Beehive is not an actual working beehive (they do have those- behind a fence!- at Mayfield Lavender farm).  Rather, it is educating you about bees.  They do have free activity packs for children, including a Bee & Butterfly Guide.

Stare closely, and there are plenty of buzzy friends pollinating the lavender as you walk around...

At the end of the Lavender Straits, and the lavender is harvested in August.  They do ask you to check out their Facebook/ Instagram pages to see what stage the lavender's at in terms of blooming; to avoid disappointment.

This area is called the Meadow, and here I'm having a gawp over the fence...

The Pavilion is a cute little place in which to sit awhile.  I love the butterfly on the rooftop!
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The seated area is called Twin Peaks, owing to its tented roof.  I did read that you are welcome to picnic at this garden, but the SuperDean informed me that there was a sign on the tables saying no picnics are allowed...
A bit of research reveals that you can eat food purchased in their café here, but you can't bring your own food.

The view back down the Lavender Straits, and the Secret Lavender Garden offer events for you to visit: such as a Golden Hour sound bath; open-air cinema; sip and paint evenings, and gin and wine tasting.

I'm lovin' this huge wooden seat (I nicknamed it a luuurve seat- it's the perfect place to sit and have a cuddle...😁)

This is the Entry Door, and this is a SuperDean photograph (his snap came out better than mine!)
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Through the keyhole, overlooking Provence...

Each field grows a different variety of lavender.  Folgate and Mailette are the two types of Lavandula Angustifolia (English Lavender) grown here, along with Grosso (a hybrid created through natural cross-pollination).  

Can you spot the butterfly resting here?  These rows were ALIVE with bees- I had to be careful to keep by big gob shut, so that nothing flew in there!!!!

There is a snail having a nap at the end of a sprig of lavender, right in the centre of the photo...

The lavender is distilled to create lavender oil and that, along with the lavender itself, is used in the many products available in their Gift Shop.

The back view of the richly painted Entry Door...

An Angel Bed.  Serena is Mayfield's "sleep angel" mascot.  Lavender is known for its relaxing and calming properties.

I saw a couple of these wooden animals dotted around.  I'm not sure what it is- I think either a sheep or a dog...?

Into Sleepy Hollow we go, and the garden dates back to 2010 when Brendan Maye (the owner of Mayfield Lavender, whom the farm is named after) purchased this land, which was a neglected plant nursery...

Blackberry Way with the fruit growing on bushes to the left, and it took four years to restore the orchard and renovate the buildings and glasshouses...

Blackberry picking brings back happy childhood memories.  I was brought up in Norfolk, so am used to rural activities!

Looking back down the lane, and this garden was full of hidden delights...

This shrubby area was ALIVE with fluttering butterflies- can you see the little fella resting on a leaf, at the top centre of the photo?

You will find both apple and plum trees in this garden...

Can you see the horses in the neighboring field?  They're in the centre of the phot, and are kind of camouflaged!

A tented eating area, and Mayfield Lavender Farm predates this garden, dating form 2002, and open to the public from 2008.  At the time Brendan Maye was working for the fine fragrance division of Wella, which owned ailing traditional English cosmetics and perfume brand Yardley...

A relaxation tent.
It was thought that showcasing the area's lavender fields would re-establish Yardley's reputation.  After Yardley was bought by Proctor & Gamble, who had no interest in the lavender fields, Brendan personally took on the farm, running it alongside his wife, Lorna.

This area is Joey's Playground (Joey is a dog, and obviously their canine mascot!)

This field is called Tuscany.
The farm makes its money through its entrance fees, events, the Glasshouse Cafe and Gift Shop.  The latter contains many lavender-based products; using distilled lavender oil- and lavender itself- grown onsite and at its larger sister farm.

As with Mayfield Lavender Farm, there is a selfie-station Love Bench...

I did see more wildlife in the Secret Lavender Garden as opposed to its big sister- there were definitely more butterflies.

This is called the Wedding Aisle...

I love the way the trees are casting shadows over the aisle.

Crossing over a bit of a wildness, and I would say the lavender garden is a totally different experience to the lavender farm.  This place is more about expecting the unexpected...

This final, small field is called the Bird Sanctuary...

It was the most rustic-looking of the fields, and had more carved friends nestling between the rows...

I assume it's called a Bird Sanctuary as birds nestle in the trees (I could hear them but not necessarily see them!)

...But this flying bird on a stick is definitely of the plastic variety!

The lettering reads Lavender Theatre...

At the top of Tuscany, and this area of Surrey was once awash with lavender fields, but these had all but disappeared by the 20th century.  It's great that they've been given an injection of life!

At the back of the Orchard, and the garden embraces organic farming methods.  Its practices align with those used by lavender growers in the 18th and 19th centuries, and no chemical pesticides and fertilisers are used throughout the farm.

Another wooden friend, and this one's seated!
Lavender is quintessentially English, and has long been used as a remedy for various ailments, and as an insect repellant, deodorant and fragrance...

The view back down Tuscany, and lavender was carried in pomanders in the 17th century, as it was thought that it could ward off the plague.  Herbalists prized the plant as a remedy for headaches, insomnia, burns and insect bites.

Hiding in a shady area, on what was a lovely summer's day.
Lavender has traditionally used in bags slipped between linen and clothing, to keep moths at bay.
It is also a very popular fragrance and indeed, the scent of the flower gently permeates the air as you walk around here...

The Room With A View.
Queen Elizabeth I insisted that her residences were filled with the fragrance of lavender, and Queen Victoria absolutely adored it; with this love sparking an ongoing trend.  She had fresh sprigs strewn across her palace floors, enjoyed lavender tea, and even preferred lavender jelly to mint sauce on her lamb!

...You can pop the question in here if you like...

Leaving the farm, and this is the final view across to the orchard...

Overlooking the Glasshouse Café's outdoor seating area.  I didn't take any photos inside the café as it looked rather busy.

They have a nursery here, and you can purchase lavender, along with other plants...

Their shop is fantastic, and carries goods to suit all pockets, such as these traditional lavender bags...

This cabinet contains foodstuffs: we bought orange & lavender marmalade; plum & lavender jam; lavender shortbread biscuits, and lavender syrup (you can add this to lemonade or cooking, but I'll probably add it to prosecco!😁)

The SuperDean liked the subtle fragrance of the lavender hand wash...

I tried their lavender perfume, but it smelt too much like Obsession, which I already own, so I gave it a miss.

I will make a point of visiting both Mayfield Lavender Farm and the Secret Lavender Garden once a year, when the lavender is in full bloom.

Until then,

TTFN

The Miss Elaineous

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