Wednesday, 5 November 2014

THE FRAUD by BARBARA EWING

THE FRAUD
BY BARBARA EWING

THE BLURB:-
1763. As candles flicker in the falling dust along Pall Mall, Filipo de Vecellio, fêted portrait painter from Florence, and his beautiful wife Angelica entertain the cream of London's art world in their fashionable home, with Joshua Reynolds and Thomas Gainsborough among the guests, and William Hogarth a disapproving observer.

Little is known of Filipo's past or his family- except in the shadows sits his sister, Francesca, who watches, and listens, and waits.

For beneath the opulence and success, the house conceals a swarm of dangerous secrets, corruption and lies. Filipo's ambition has meant numerous, terrible sacrifices for Francesca but he is not the only painter, nor the only one capable of fraud. And as the great wild city of trade and business expands its grasping, avid tentacles, a climax erupts involving love and passion- and the quiet sister who has waited so long...

THE REALITY:-
Art- tick- I studied art before studying fashion, and still hold a very big interest. London- tick- the city of my birth and residence, and the place I feel truly at home. History- tick- I always wished I had continued studying history after the third year at school as I love it, but the teacher I had at the time, in his mismatched outfits, bored me to death going over the Reformation time and time again, so I dropped it. Mystique, lies and corruption- tick- this book sounded like it ticked most of my boxes!

It didn't, however, do that much for me. It was so put-down-able that I actually managed to read another novel half way through this book, and then come back to it! Although I was able to pick up the thread very easily, I frequently speed-read parts, skimming through page after page, like an errant student, in the places where the story dragged (there were a lot of them). And I guess that was the problem- the book was just too damn long winded.

The characters and setting were believable, the style of writing original and enchanting and the writer has certainly done her art and history homework. I loved the parts where Grace/ Francesca spoke in the first person, and the fact that a change of font differentiated between her words and the main body of the story. I also felt emotionally connected to her, liked her immorality, felt for her frustration, and sometimes wanted to get into the novel and shake her, to try and force her to stand up for herself. But I suppose her slyness was the whole basis for the story, and I'm glad she kind of got a happy ending. I would certainly give this author another go, but perhaps with trepidation.



Friday, 31 October 2014

SPARKLY EMERALD SANDALS...

These cost me £13 from Ebay.  They are ex-display shoes from a fancy dress shop.
Fancy dress?  My dress is always fancy!!!!

The brand is called Funtasma- not a make I've ever heard of before- and they're very comfortable too.

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

DELIGHTS FROM THE DUSTBIN...

DELIGHTS FROM THE DUSTBIN!

Whilst putting the rubbish out the other day, I found this twinkly purple jewelled basked dumped by the bins.
Originally a hanging basket, I ripped the wire handle off, gave it a good scrub and now use it to stow my nail varnishes and body sparkles (I do live on the Essex bordeline darling, so have an obligation to try to fit in!) all for the princely sum of nought pence!

I'm not proud and free is the magic number!

BONES OF THE LOST, BY KATHY REICHS

BONES OF THE LOST
BY KATHY REICHS


THE BLURB:-
A teenage girl is found dead beside a desolate highway on the outskirts of Charlotte. Inside her purse is the ID card of a local businessman who died in a fire five months earlier.

But who is the girl, and was she murdered?

Dr. Temperance Brennan, forensic anthropologist, must work fast to reach the answers. Convinced that the girl's death was no accident, she soon uncovers a conspiracy that extends from South America to Afghanistan.

But to find justice for the dead, Tempe must be more courageous- and take more extreme action- than ever before.

THE REALITY:-
I have read every one of Kathy Reichs' Temperance Brennan novels; since that moment circa 1998 when my then-boyfriend found a copy of her first novel, Deja Dead, abandoned in a local betting shop! Although none of her other novels have been as good as her first, all of them (with the exception of Cross Bones, which I didn't manage to finish) have been highly readable.

Erudite in the extreme, each novel is a lesson in itself in the type of work Reichs carries out on a day to day basis. She also tackles everyday, newsworthy issues- in this case the war in Afghanistan- with glittering, first-hand experience.

With the correct amount of tension and the usual crescendo to a highly violent finish, this novel was certainly a page turner. I always find, however, that it is the study of Temperance Brennan as a woman that draws me in more, especially her on/off relationship with Detective Andrew Ryan (I so want them to sort it out and get together properly and permanently, although that would possibly make for a less interesting continuation of the series than the other option!)

This novel was bought from Sainsbury's, and also carried an “exclusive” short Temperance Brennan story as an addition, which was nice.


A great read but a word of warning- avoid the Virals series. The one book I read seemed too far fetched for me, although I suppose that's probably because they're aimed at a younger audience.

Wednesday, 27 August 2014

EBAY DELIGHTS...AND NIGHTMARES...

Bought these excellent condition (unworn) beauties off ebay.  They only cost £7 (including postage) and are by LoveLabel.  Bit fecking tight around the front though- as I'm writing this I'm wearing them, trying to break them in!!!!

Also, recently bought this lovely silk Next top.  The post said it was a size 16, and as I'm a 14-16, depending on the style or brand, it seemed a perfectly decent bet.  But when it came, it was a size 14, and a small 14 at that- more like a 10.  This was easily rectified by adding a plain, contrast satin panel at the back, then elasticating it to fit perfectly (easy when you possess the skills that I do!)

But why, oh why, can't ebay sellers read labels and list their items correctly?  I once successfully bid on a pair of size 6 shoes, only to find they were a (clearly marked) 8 when they arrived.  The seller was okay about it and gave me a full refund, but c'mon, it's not frigging rocket science, is it?!

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

JEAN PAUL GAULTIER

I recently went to the Jean Paul Gaultier exhibition at the Barbican, London.  At £14.50, the tickets are rather pricey but, thanks to certain contacts, I managed to get in for £6!

The Barbican (below) is a weird place- it's an oasis in the middle of the City of London.  It's surrounded by the financial district and I love it.  It's like a metropolis village in its own right and, when I'm a rich and famous writer (which will happen, one day) I am going to keep an apartment there.
Jean Paul Gaultier is a truly inspirational and innovative designer who, like all the great fashion leaders, does things his way.  My favourite dress from the exhibition was the can-can "legs" dress, and I also loved Madonna's Blonde Ambition corset (both below). 


 This was when Madonna was at her best, and before she got too involved with the ridiculous "sex" thing.  The Justify My Love single and video and The Blonde Ambition tour were raunchy enough, without the need for her to continue the theme with that stupid Hanky Panky song, the laughable film Body Of Evidence, the predictable In Bed With Madonna or the truly sad Sex book.  And whilst I liked the single Erotica, by the time it was released, I think we had all had enough of her.
I liked the wall showing paintings of Jean Paul Gaultier's icons, and also the boudoir section, where various versions of his gorgeous perfume bottles were displayed.  I own the bottle with the lace corset (below) and the adore the fragrance.  If I'm not mistaken, though, the bottle idea is not original- I believe surrealist fashion designer Elsa Schiaparelli did it first.
As a designer, people often ask me who my favourite designer is.  Well, that's a hard question to answer.  There are lots of designers I admire for different reasons- Anna Sui for her quirkiness, Matthew Willamson for his prints and fluidity and Julien Macdonald for his sexy clothing (although I hear the man himself is a bit of a tit).  Also, fashion is cyclical- you might like a certain designer's offering this season, but hate what he does the next.
But the one designer who, for me, stands head and shoulders above the rest is Vivienne Westwood; the Grande Dame of the catwalk.  She refuses to conform, always bucks the trend and does thing her way.  Which is often the best way.  I especially love that she designs for curvy women and adore the Cocotte Dress.  This is one version of it.
When I can afford it, I will treat myself to one of these!


A SENSE OF DUTY by SHEELAGH KELLY.

A SENSE OF DUTY
BY SHEELAGH KELLY

THE BLURB:-
Flamboyant and fun-loving Kit Kilmaster rebels against the constraints of Victorian society and pursues her dream. But, as Kit is to learn, there is a high price to pay for her happiness...

While her brothers and sisters resign themselves to a life of drudgery, the voluptuous Katherine Kilmaster yearns for better things. Though her kin try and instil in her a sense of duty, Kit's craving for the good things in life is too strong. And when her generous heart tempts her into dangerous situations with young men above her station, the family are scandalized by Kit's brazen attitude- although that doesn't prevent them accepting a share in the material rewards. For a time Kit revels in the life of a courtesan, launching herself upon London society, until an unexpected consequence of her free-and-easy lifestyle stops her in her tracks.

Thrust back into claustrophobic village life, Kit falls prey to malicious gossip, and then to tragedy. Overwhelmed by events, she finally heeds the advice of her family, and is almost destroyed in the process. But then a chance encounter promises to deliver the husband and children she has always wanted- provided her shameful secret is not revealed...

THE REALITY:-
After buying this, I read the small print on the cover. It said, “A wonderful new saga for lovers of Catherine Cookson.” My immediate thought was, “Oh no!” Whilst it cannot be denied that Cookson was a brilliant writer, I always found her work very grim and depressing. The one novel of hers I tried to read, I ended up abandoning a short way in, before I slashed my wrists.

This novel, however, was nothing like that! A tome and-a-half, yes, this book has some grim and gritty realities, but it is the wonderful character of Katherine that brings the book to life. The characters are all very real and easy to relate to, and it's great that Kit (Katherine) is a feisty young lady who doesn't fit the mould, and who defies convention. It's also super that she's motivated by a kind and loving heart, and not simply the act of rebellion. Good that Monty thoroughly respects family values and has a heart. He's not one to turn an unmarried mother out onto the street, and this is during the 1880s- I know some that weren't so liberal-minded in the 1980s, and SHAME on them.

I found this hard to put down and very absorbing, and am so glad that Kit got her happy ending with the simple things in life. I would certainly read books by this author again.